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By C. Jake Williams. April 1, 2008
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I'm not crazy. Or honest.
Only a lunatic would check his email in his sleep. And use the microwave. And have sex. And Drive!
What kind of wacko wakes up with a goose-egg? Or a watermelon?
I'd have to be a madcap to take someone like her back. And a Jerry MaGuire.
I don't have lengthy conversations in my sleep. Or while awake.
I have never snuck out of a stranger's house without knowing how I got there. Same for Walmart.
This style of this post did not get old long ago. Neither did Your nagging.
A mistake I'd like to take back does not describe You. Nor an insincere person me.
You were there.